{"id":506,"date":"2012-02-02T19:24:18","date_gmt":"2012-02-03T03:24:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fndeats.wordpress.com\/?p=506"},"modified":"2012-02-02T19:24:18","modified_gmt":"2012-02-03T03:24:18","slug":"fnd-020312-piz2a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fndeats.org\/?p=506","title":{"rendered":"FND 02\/03\/12: Pi*z^2*a"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We are totally, radically ready for some pizza.\u00a0 It&#8217;s the first time we&#8217;ve made pizza in February 2012.\u00a0 Ever.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ll have the dough and cheese and some tomato sauce, just wanting toppings. By request we will try to grill some &#8211; if anyone can help us de-catastrophize that, we&#8217;ll all be appreciative.<\/p>\n<p>Now\u00a0 I have to break some bad news.\u00a0 Please sit down. It might be better if you lie down. Can you see the screen? I can wait.<\/p>\n<p>Ok.<\/p>\n<p>We only have 2 anchovies left.\u00a0 Actually it looks like one and a half.\u00a0 We are very sorry.<\/p>\n<p>As a consolation we have a big bottle of excellent ale. I hope you like ale.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We are totally, radically ready for some pizza.\u00a0 It&#8217;s the first time we&#8217;ve made pizza in February 2012.\u00a0 Ever. We&#8217;ll have the dough and cheese and some tomato sauce, just wanting toppings. By request we will try to grill some &#8211; if anyone can help us de-catastrophize that, we&#8217;ll all be appreciative. Now\u00a0 I have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-506","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-announcements","category-pizza"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fndeats.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/506","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fndeats.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fndeats.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fndeats.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fndeats.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=506"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fndeats.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/506\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fndeats.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fndeats.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fndeats.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}