{"id":843,"date":"2013-04-03T20:28:54","date_gmt":"2013-04-04T04:28:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fndeats.wordpress.com\/?p=843"},"modified":"2013-04-03T20:28:54","modified_gmt":"2013-04-04T04:28:54","slug":"fnd-452013-breakfast-of-absoballylutely-top-notch-champions-wot-wot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fndeats.org\/?p=843","title":{"rendered":"FND 4\/5\/2013: Breakfast of Absoballylutely Top Notch Champions, wot wot!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey folks,<\/p>\n<div>I haven&#8217;t had the chance for a real breakfast all..week? month? I can&#8217;t even remember it&#8217;s been so long.\u00a0<\/div>\n<div>Maybe you&#8217;ve had really nice breakfasts with fruit and bacon and toast and waffles and eggs and&#8230;&#8230;..<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0<\/div>\n<div>Maybe you&#8217;ve had really nice breakfasts, but I haven&#8217;t and I&#8217;m the one that decides these things. I say there&#8217;ll never be too much breakfast, so bring it on!!<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0<\/div>\n<div>Not the eggs though. PLEASE do not bring eggs. We have four dozen in the fridge, so if you want to make something with eggs, DON&#8217;T BRING EGGS, use ours.<\/div>\n<div>Goodness there are so very many eggs. Shall we fry them?<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0<\/div>\n<div>Oh, may I shout about the blog a bit? \u00a0This isn&#8217;t real-time communication, you can&#8217;t say no! Hah!<\/div>\n<div>SIGN UP ON THE BLOG. REALLY. BLOG. SIGN. UP. IN THE COMMENTS. HURRAY* SIGNING UP!!<\/div>\n<div>*hurray is the word of the week.. So are sign, up, and blog.\u00a0<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0<\/div>\n<div>See you Friday,<\/div>\n<div>Mimi the Egg Master<\/div>\n<div>and the other people who live here but didn&#8217;t write this.\u00a0<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey folks, I haven&#8217;t had the chance for a real breakfast all..week? month? I can&#8217;t even remember it&#8217;s been so long.\u00a0 Maybe you&#8217;ve had really nice breakfasts with fruit and bacon and toast and waffles and eggs and&#8230;&#8230;.. \u00a0 Maybe you&#8217;ve had really nice breakfasts, but I haven&#8217;t and I&#8217;m the one that decides these [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-843","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fndeats.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/843","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fndeats.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fndeats.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fndeats.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fndeats.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=843"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fndeats.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/843\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fndeats.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=843"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fndeats.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=843"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fndeats.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=843"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}