{"id":940,"date":"2013-10-25T11:41:10","date_gmt":"2013-10-25T19:41:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fndeats.wordpress.com\/2013\/10\/25\/notfnd-10252013-dont-scare-the-house-sitter\/"},"modified":"2013-10-25T11:41:10","modified_gmt":"2013-10-25T19:41:10","slug":"notfnd-10252013-dont-scare-the-house-sitter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fndeats.org\/?p=940","title":{"rendered":"notFND 10\/25\/2013: Don&#8217;t scare the house sitter"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div>FND is visiting colleges this week (it is in its twenty-somethingth year, after all, it&#8217;s about time it got an education). There is someone at the house watching the animules, but please don&#8217;t show up because she won&#8217;t be hosting. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>See you next time,<\/p><\/div>\n<p>-Those people that usually hold FND but let you down this week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>FND is visiting colleges this week (it is in its twenty-somethingth year, after all, it&#8217;s about time it got an education). There is someone at the house watching the animules, but please don&#8217;t show up because she won&#8217;t be hosting. See you next time, -Those people that usually hold FND but let you down this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-940","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fndeats.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/940","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fndeats.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fndeats.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fndeats.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fndeats.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=940"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fndeats.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/940\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fndeats.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=940"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fndeats.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=940"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fndeats.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=940"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}